elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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