still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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