you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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