It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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