Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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