I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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