Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Randomize
