I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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