dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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