I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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