she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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