i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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