I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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