Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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