what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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