then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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