well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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