Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Two words: nipple clamps
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