some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
