when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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