It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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