let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize