we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
How external is "for external use only"?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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