Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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