When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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