i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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