Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
50% drunk capacity currently
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
My ass is underappreciated
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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