That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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