You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
It's Friday. Sex?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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