i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
jump out the window naked night went bad
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
