Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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