so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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