**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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