you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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