I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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