STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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