I have demons in me.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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