Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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