The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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