i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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