On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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