Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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