Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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