i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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