Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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