If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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