So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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