You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
you never un-have a 4some
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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