ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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