Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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