matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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