youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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