I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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