sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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