i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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